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hari ini internetnya lagi ngajak ribut abissss jadi males ngepost~ malem aja yaaaaa ato besok deh wkwk

TSAR BOMBA-SEREM!!!!!!!

info tsar bomba (mother of all bomb):

berat Bom : 27 Metric ton
Daya Ledak : 50 Megaton TNT, sebanding dengan seluruh bom yg meledak pada Perang Dunia II dan dikalikan 10 atau sebanding dengan 30.000 kali ledakan bom atom hiroshima nagasaki...
Rancangan awal daya ledak : 100 Megaton TNT dibatalkan karena berdampak luas bagi atmosfer

Ledakan terlihat hingga jarak : 1.000 km (kira2 kalo meledaknya di bali, lo pada yangg dijakarta, australia, kalimantan selatan bisa lihat ledakannya )
Lama Suara ledakan : 49 menit
Ketinggian Jamur Api : 64 km

bayangin meeennnn!!!!!!! -_- sakit jiwa nih yang bikin bomnya astagfirullah astagfirullah

i hate this one

"ken kenapa postingan lo masih ada tentang si ****nya?"

"ya liat doong tanggalnya"

"tau ko tapi kenapa masih ada?"

"yaudah hapus gih -_-"

"gausahlah meh naon -_-"

"yaudah.."

"kecewa gue ken"

"gitubangetlah"

"sakit hati gue"

"itu postingan dulu kali -_- ya sori ih masalah tulisan doang"

"serah lo ken"

"-___-"

"putus yu? "

"-______________-"

F I N E

curhat

gue suka sama dia bukan berarti gue pengen jadi pacarnya juga sih, tapi gue cuma pengen lebih akrab aja. semuanya berjalan biasa biasa aja, sampe akhirnya gue tau dia mau jadian lagi sama mantannya HUWOWOOOOOWWUUWOOO GUE GALAU SAAT ITU JUGA haha ta[i yaudah sih lagian gue juga bukan siapa-siapanya trus, gue juga ga berhak protes ato berpendapat SEDIKIT PUN ^^ gue terima aja, walopun gue hancur berkeping-keping (lebay ini lebay) setelah sekian lama gue udah ga ngerasain sakit hati lagi (soalnya gue udah lama juga sih ga suka sama siapaaaa gitu wekekekek) haha DAN PAS GUE DENGER CERITA DIA JATOH DARI MOTOR, GUE HISTERIS BANGET DI TUKANG MI AYAM DI SEKOLAH GUE!!!! HAHA gue teriak dan semua yang disitu sontak ngeliatin gue dund~~~ -_- gila, dia kecelakaan gitu, rasanya gue pengen nengokin sambil bawa segudang coklat permen waluh bala-bala (ABAIKAN INI YAA) haha ga deng, rasanya gue pengen nengokin dia gitu. TAPI APA ALESANNYA?! gue ga terlalu deket sama dia, gue cuma sekedar kenal aja UDAH, GITU A-J-A!! so pleaseeee TUHAAAN :( GUE PENGEN GUE LEBIH DEKET LAGI SAMA DIA, LEBIH AKRAB, GUE PENGEN JADI SOHIB DIA, SAHABAT DIA, PENGEN PENGEN PENGEN!!!!

orang gila

Do you hear me,
I'm talking to you
Across the water across the deep blue ocean
Under the open sky, oh my, baby I'm trying
Boy I hear you in my dreams
I feel your whisper across the sea
I keep you with me in my heart
You make it easier when life gets hard

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Ooohh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

They don't know how long it takes
Waiting for a love like this
Every time we say goodbye
I wish we had one more kiss
I'll wait for you I promise you, I will

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Lucky we're in love every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday

And so I'm sailing through the sea
To an island where we'll meet
You'll hear the music fill the air
I'll put a flower in your hair
Though the breezes through trees
Move so pretty you're all I see
As the world keeps spinning round
You hold me right here right now

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
I'm lucky we're in love every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday

Ooohh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooooh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

randombangetlahini

o(RA)ng (GIL)a da(RI) (ZA)man mi(L)enium (DI) kelas 9i bareng sama (PUTR)i h(A)hahahahahaha XD

ka(L)a(U) a(K)u lag(I) ja(L)an ke (U)brug de(K)et ru(MA)h(N)ya p(U)tu (L)iat sawa(H) s(A)ma i(K)an d(I) deket ru(M)ah putu hahahah XD


(L)amp(I)o(N)nya en(GGA) ny(A)la, ha(R)us d(I)benerin sama (F)arah (N)ih tapi (B)isa gak ya? d(U)uuuh (D)ia kurang t(I)nggi (MA)meeeee(N) hahahha XD

eh eh besok gue ikut porak disekolah, tanding basket masa harus potong kuku sih? tenang aja kali gue ga bakal nyakar -_- emangnya gue macan apa? rese begete

GAUSAH PAKE JUDUL LAH!

GUE MINTA MAAF AJA DEH SAMA LO :( BUKAN APA-APA GUE TAKUTNYA LO MALAH JADI BENCI SAMA GUE GARA-GARA GUE SELALU NGASIH HAREPAN KOSONG, SORI AJA BUKAN BERARTI GUE GAK SUKA ATAU NOLAK LO MENTAH-MENTAH TAPI GUE MASIH..... GUE MASIH BELOM BISA TERIMA AJA GATAU KENAPA, JADI PLIS JANGAN TANYA DAN SELALU BAHAS TENTANG HAL INI, LO GATAU, GUE SUKA PUSING MIKIRNYA, GUE KADANG SUKA LANGSUNG LEMES, OKE GUE MULAI LEBAY NIH TAPI INI SERIUS, BENERAN KALO UDAH SITUASINYA KAYA GINI GUE SELALU MIKIR GA GUNA IDUP. APALAGI PAS LIAT STATUS-STATUS LO YANG..ALAH BIKIN GUE NGERASA BERSALAH BANGET -_- JADI PLIS, LO NGERTIIN GUE KALO GUE MASIH KAGET  AJE CUY, YOU KNOW, WERE STILL FRIEND AS USUAL :)

GAUSAH COPAS BISA KALI YA? BE YOURSELF BABY!! YOU KNOW THAT ITS MINE!!! COPYCAT IS L-O-S-E-R!!

apa ya hm...

gue pikir, gue bakal biasa aja setelah gue ga sama tu anak lagi..
gue pikir, gue juga bakal temenan like before sama tu anak lagi..
gue pikir, idup gue malah bakal tenang tanpa tu anak lagi..

TAPI, GUE BARU KERASA SEKARANG HAHA

GATAU YA KENAPA GUE KEINGET TERUS, KEBAYANG-BAYANG TERUS M-U-K-A E-L-O

tadi, pas pulang sekolah, gue liat lo sama dinita gitu deeeh~ lo tau rasanya gue pengen surungin si dinita ke selokan -_- tapi gue gapunya alesan buat ngelakuin itu. YA, GUE UDAH BUKAN SIAPA-SIAPA LO LAGI KAN

yaa gue pengen cepet-cepet pergi dari situ, soalnya malesin banget sih liat kek begituan APA GUNA coba -_- gue lewatin elo udah kaya kunti aja, without smile and without lirik-lirik hahaha

lo tau? gue juga bingung sekarang perasaan gue gimana sama lo.
dibilang nyesel? engga sih
dibilang cuek? ga juga ah
berarti gue peduli? haha mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe

can i replay all from start?

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gatau kenapa tiba tiba gue kepikiran LUKI LUKMANUL HAKIM wouooowwwwwwwwwwww  tadi disekolah pas abis bel pulang gitu lah, gue kan kumpul osis dulu naaaaaaaaaah depan basecamp osis tuh madep ke kelasnya si luki
tepat disitu ada si luki sama temennya DINI, LAGI PEGANGAN TANGAN SAMBIL APAALAH ITU NAMANYA YA, sama si ERICA juga -______- oke, gue udah bukan siapa-siapanya lagi abzbzbz tapi gue nyesek banget liatnyaaah T.T
ya kalo LO MAU TAU saat itu juga gue nangis HUAAHAHAHAHAHAHEHE ^^
gajelas kan?
iya
banget
ha
ha
ha
gue nangis kenapa? yaa gue inget aja masa lalu gue sama dia, tau tuh gue lagi eror aja, liat dia, inget my past history, and cry (!) huahahhaahha pity me -_-
udah segitu aja, cukup sekian dan terimakasih :)

belajar speaking

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

Betty Botter had some butter,
“But,” she said, “this butter’s bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter–
that would make my batter better.”
So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So it was better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

Is this your sister’s sixth zither, sir?

A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.

The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I’m sure she sells seashore shells.

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See’s saw
Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw,
See’s saw would not have sawed
Soar’s seesaw.
So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See’s saw sawed
Soar’s seesaw!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

madesu --'

 iseng-iseng nyoba ramalan nama taunya suram bangeeeeeet hahah emang sih ini ramalan ngaco, tapi ya buat lucu-lucuan aja hahaha

 lo tau arti dari farah haninda, sama farah haninda shary JAUH BANGET GILAAK hahaha preman vs ulama XD tapi kata gue sih cocok yang PREMAN hahaha

liat kan liat, haha suram amat guaaa.. itu gada yang bagus lagi apa? si hawa doang tuh u,u parah amat luki tukang bubur sumsum hahaha

apasihgakjlsbgtlojdiorg-_-

ipang berulah --'

jadi ini komen si ipang di status si lingga yang berbunyi "coba kamu jadi akulah --'" hahahahhaha

teriak gitu HAHAHH

 

 

hahhaha dilla lawak mulu nih!! wqwqwqwq

hai

helo apa kabar? sudah berapa lama gue ga posting nih? oh 3 hari -_- hahah kerasa lama ya, yaudah deh gue cuma mau mastiin kalo gue baik-baik aja kook #HAHAGAADAYANGNANYA sip yah yang penting gue udah posting, padahal asalnya gue mau posting banyak, tapi gue ga bawa hape, kalopun bawa juga kabel datnya balangsak -__________- okesipdadah babay muah muah :*

prt sc

y

and the last one.... -_-gue curiga nih ya hahah jangan jangan 11oct6:10pm tuh postingan gue yang itu tuh hahah :D

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